Moonie Moo’s Story

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Created by Keith Chapman.

SUMMARY

Set in a semi-Zootopian world where talking animals walk on two legs to communicate and co-habitat with humans. And just like humans, there are creative and ambitious animals, who, through hard work and talent, can make their fortunes too. This is the story of one such animal, probably the biggest success of them all… a cow called MOONIE MOO!

CONCEPT

MOONIE MOO is about the life of a celebrity cow, a legendary crème de la crème superstar! She’s a supermodel, actress, singer, fashion queen, cheesemaker, and influencer. She’s super-rich and a super-diva too! She’s the girlfriend of a famous racing driver, mother to a spoiled calf, friend of the rich and famous and an inspiration to the ‘moovers’ and groovers. MOONIE MOO is a global brand. A huge icon. She’s LARGER THAN LIFE!

The series follows MOONIE’s daily life, a fly-on-a-barn-door documentary. It’s like watching a reality show animation series. The audience will be fascinated to follow the life of a billionairess entrepreneur, meeting her extraordinary friends and business colleagues. They join MOONIE as she travels the world in her electric or solar-powered private jets, superyachts, and exotic cars, and get to see inside her magnificent palatial homes.

Fans will marvel at her fashion creations, the outrageous wigs, luxury watch designs, shoe and handbag collections, perfume and cheese ranges, modelling campaigns, ‘moovie’ appearances and her endeavours as a pop singer. Everything she creates and makes, every idea she dreams of and every product she launches, is pure gold. She’s the cream that rises to the top! But it’s not all sweetness and light. There’s the dark side that comes with being famous. The pressures, the arguments, the falling out, the lawsuits. And the weirdos who want to get a bit too close.

MOONIE is talkative, needy, fiery, with a short fuse. She becomes the biggest drama-queen in town if things aren’t going her way, throwing cow-sized strops. She demands perfection from all around her. But she can also be one of the nicest, sweetest, most generous cows you’ll ever meet.

THE PAST

MOONIE MOO was a young, unknown teenage Holstein cow munching grass in a field in Mooquey, Cornwall, before being spotted by TEX CHEESEBURGER, a US talent agent and lawyer. TEX, who was there on holiday with his wife PATTY CHEESEBURGER, saw something special in MOONIE so he bought her from the local farmer. TEX offered £200 but MOONIE pushed him up to £1,000 on the farmer’s behalf. She called TEX cheap, saying she was worth much more. She had a young daughter, MOOTHILDA, who MOONIE insisted would have to come along too. MOOTHILDA has never been sure who her father is. Her mother said it could have been one of several bulls she’d been with one crazy, date-mating night. TEX moved MOONIE and MOOTHILDA to London. MOONIE soon signed with top modelling agency, MOODELS ONE, and MOOTHILDA was tutored privately at home.

MOONIE started working on yogurt and cheese campaigns. Her big break came from advertising ‘UDDERBRA’ underwear. The ‘HELLO BULLS’ campaign turned heads, caused car crashes and MOONIE MOO became an overnight sensation. She was snapped up by fashion brand MOOUIS VUITTON and soon became the world’s first international supermodel cow.

MOONIE transformed herself into a global superstar when her controversial video and pop song, ‘I SCREAM WHEN I CREAM!’ became a break-out hit. Her first album, ‘MOO-DY LOVE SONGS’ became the biggest selling first album by a female cow of all time.

THE PRESENT

MOONIE’s fame continues to grow. In recent years she has starred in several ‘moovie’ blockbusters including ‘MOOANA’ and ‘MOOTOPIA’. She received rave reviews for her performance in the remake of ‘THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS’ called, ‘THE MOOING OF THE COWS’

Over the years, MOONIE MOO has built a globally successful fashion brand which spans clothes, jewellery, watches, and perfume. If that wasn’t enough, she’s also launched a limited-edition, award-winning cheese brand made from her own milk... ‘MOONIE MOO SAYS CHEESE!’ It’s no wonder MOONIE has become an influencer with millions of followers all over the world. (Many of them cows).

FAMILY, FRIENDS & ENEMIES

MOONIE’s current boyfriend is the world’s No 1 racing car driver, ABERDEEN ANGUS. He’s a ripped bull from Scotland who drives for the Black Bull racing team. He’s a super-cool, super-successful dude who loves driving fast cars, despite the tight fit and needing a crane to lift him out. He has a collection of the world’s greatest cars, the BULLGATTI NOIRE and MOOCEDES ‘BEAST’ being his favourites. ANGUS likes to keep them in showroom condition, but he’s known to have dented a few when sitting on the bonnet taking selfies.

MOONIE’s daughter, MOOTILDA, is a super smart eight-year-old who keeps her mum grounded and gives advice well beyond her years. The family have a team of human staff looking after them, headed by their PA, BETTY BUTTERMILK. There’s MOONIE’s camp hairdresser WAVEY DAVEY, her Pilates instructor, WENDY BENDY, housekeeper, POLLY PLEDGE, and her lawyer, TEX CHEESEBURGER, who handles all business affairs. HEIDI STRICHT is the travelling German tutor for MOOTHILDA, and CAPTAIN PORTSIDE looks after the yacht as well as the drinks cabinet. The family have five British Bulldog puppies, POLLY, PRINCE, PEGGY, PORKY and POSEY who travel the world with them and who pee on everything.

It was on the set of ‘THE MOOING OF THE COWS’ that MOONIE met fellow actress KIM COWPASSIONATE, a sex-crazed Limousin cow, and legendary singer-songwriter LADY BAA-BAA, a sheep, who wrote the theme tune. Both have become MOONIE’s closest friends. They’re regular guests at her legendary dinner parties held at her homes in MOO YORK and LAKE COMOO, or onboard MOONIE’s luxury yacht in MOONACO, appropriately called ‘THE LUCKY COW’.

Other friends include ANDY WARTHOG the famous warthog pop-artist, and ONE TRICK TONY, a pony who’s the world’s worst magician. TONY is usually accompanied by his long-suffering duck assistant, CRISPY DUCK. Poor CRISPY gets fired from cannons, sawn in half, made to walk across burning coals and ordered to dive into small paddling pools from great heights. CRISPY usually ends up being carted off to the veterinary hospital in an ambulance, but TONY convinces his audience it’s all part of the act and that CRISPY will be fine.

MOONIE is an environmentalist who supports several charities, including WWFA, (World Wrestling Farm Animals). They promote animal welfare by organising events where wrestling farm animals beat the crap out of each other. The World Champion is ABERDEEN ANGUS’s giant-sized buddy from the US, BUFFALO BILL, another bull. MOONIE dreads BILL coming to visit onboard THE LUCKY COW. He’s like a bull in a china shop, always smashing the crockery and emptying the jacuzzi along with everyone sitting in it when he jumps in.

BEEFY BRANOK – A badass bull lowlife from Devon who insists he was one of the lucky bulls that MOONIE copulated with on her fateful mating-dating night back in MOOQUEY all those years ago. He claims to be MOOTHILDA’s father but he’s full of bulls@*t, only looking to get his greedy hooves on some of MOONIE’s fortune. This rogue is now head of a gang of criminals turning up every now and then on MOONIE’s doorstep like a bad smelling cow-pat.